Caveman Constructor Gifts

"That's a claw hammer. I asked for the ball peen hammer."

"Any questions?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reinventing the Wheel

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I love it!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.