Caveman Comic Gifts

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'The committee's decided to call it 'The Club'.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Stoneage Anachronism...

Another Petrol Price Rise!

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early House Hunting.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...