Caveman Comics Fan Gifts

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

'Now that we've invented clothing, I want you to dig me a sewing room.'

'We're looking for someone who can hunt, gather and collate.'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

The First Cone of Shame.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I don

"Too much club."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Early House Hunting.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"