Caveman Comics Fan Gifts

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

'Now that we've invented clothing, I want you to dig me a sewing room.'

'We're looking for someone who can hunt, gather and collate.'

The first car accident.

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

Early House Hunting.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I call it angle-poise"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."