Comedy Caveman Fan Gifts

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"I call it angle-poise"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early House Hunting.