Caveman Comedy Fans Gifts

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"I'd offer you a cigarette but I haven't discovered fire yet."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early Art Critic

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Now do you believe me?"

First Speeding Fine.