Caveman Comedy Fans Gifts

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"I'd offer you a cigarette but I haven't discovered fire yet."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Early Art Critic

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.