Caveman Comedy Lovers Gifts

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

Wheels are good, but I'm going into pure research.

Hunt, Gather Or Get Out Of The Way.

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Early House Hunting.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'