Caveman Comedy Lovers Gifts

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early House Hunting.

Early Art Critic

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

First Speeding Fine.