Cavemen Comedy Lover Gifts

'You've been at this all day, dear -- why don't you give up and catch a rabbit or something?'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early House Hunting.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Now do you believe me?"

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...