Caveman Humor Lover Gifts

'The wheel!..Just what I wanted!'

Cavemen make fire, illuminated by lighted torch.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Wow. I've invented the hole."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"What about a skills audit then?"

"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'?!!!"

Health advice for the ages.: 'Cut back on red meat - eat more vegetables, fruits and bugs.'

'Oh-oh - I have a feeling that invention is going to lead to COOKING.'

"Now do you believe me?"

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

'I'm not 'out of shape' — I'm evolved!'

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

Ancient Racing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Early House Hunting.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'