Comedy Caveman Gifts

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"If we combine your invention with my invention, we could have cooked wheels!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Yesterday he invented the wheel, today it rolled over his foot.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early Art Critic

Stoneage Anachronism...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'