Caveman Comedian Gifts

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OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

I just invented the past tense and the present tense! Oh, did you, now?

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'

'Boy, you leave it parked for one lousy minute!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Ancient hunters

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"