Caveman Humorists Gifts

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'