Caveman Comic Fan Gifts

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

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"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early House Hunting.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,