Caveman Comic Fan Pillows

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The first car accident.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"I call it angle-poise"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'