Caveman Comic Lover Pillows

"It's the stone age, son, and your folks have stones."

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Early House Hunting.

The first car accident.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Early Art Critic

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.