Caveman Comic Lover Pillows

"It's the stone age, son, and your folks have stones."

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Early House Hunting.

The first car accident.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Early Art Critic

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'