Caveman Comedy Lover Pillows

'Why Dug! I haven't seen you in years! You haven't evolved a bit!'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

"A lot has happened since your last at-bat."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Is anyone using this rock?"

"Looks like the clinical trials are still inconclusive."

"Paleo menu? I'm a vegan you presumptuous cretin!"

Henge Football

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Hoops.

'Hey, he's standing erect! Is that legal?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the 'Big Brownout'. They lost more than 10,000 pounds of mammoth steaks.'

Cave cow makes grass fire.

"I've definitely confirmed the existence of 1, 2, 4 and 5 but I can't shake the feeling that I'm overlooking something."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."

"If you think they're gross now, just wait till they start to shed."

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Cave Cow striving to master the secret of fire. When She succeeds, she's scared of it and runs away screaming.

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

Early Art Critic

'I call it a flat.'

'Hah! -- some club-free zone!'

'Lucky I brought a spare.'

'Whoa! Cool your jets. You just learned to stand erect. We'll work on the crossover dribble later. Learning basketball is an evolutionary process.'