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"I think he is starting to notice girls."

The first car accident.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"I call it angle-poise"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"