Caveman Humor Fan Pillows

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Look, you either like it, or you don't. There's nothing in the middle."

Stop goofing off, you guys --- Knuckle down!

'I don't remember any trees along this path.'

'Aint no facts at the moment...'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Early House Hunting.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."