Fan Of Caveman Humor Pillows

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Ancient Racing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal