Caveman Comics Lover Gifts

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

I don

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I call it angle-poise"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early Art Critic

Early House Hunting.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'