Caveman Cartoon Lover Gifts

'Wow - Fins!'

The first car accident.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early House Hunting.

Early Art Critic

Stoneage Anachronism...

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

First Speeding Fine.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'