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'Wow - Fins!'

The first car accident.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early House Hunting.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early Art Critic

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

First Speeding Fine.

"Now do you believe me?"