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The first car accident.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Early House Hunting.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'