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The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Cone of Shame.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I don

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Early House Hunting.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'