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Dinosaur Pet Stores

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

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Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I call it angle-poise"

Early House Hunting.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'