Caveman Caricature Fan Gifts

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

The first car accident.

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'

"Found meat is income."