Caveman Fan Gifts

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

Should you buy or lease your first wheel?

"Found meat is income."

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet.'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

'I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can.'

"I finished my memoir."

Dinosaur Bridge

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

He was the first to walk upright, and the first to slip on a banana peel

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'You just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot?'

If Rocks Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Rocks.

Reinventing the Wheel

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

No Smoking.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Adultery

"Dang, I forgot my wallet."

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

"I'm hitting a wall."

"Sometimes spring can't get here soon enough."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The first car accident.

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'