Cavemen Fan Gifts

Millions of years ago there were hunters and gatherers...

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Early Business Planning

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

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The first animation.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'