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Millions of years ago there were hunters and gatherers...

The first car accident.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The first animation.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."