Cavemen Enthusiast Mugs

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.