Caveman Life Enthusiast Mugs

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

I don

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'