Caveman Life Enthusiast Gifts

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I love it!"