'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'
Caveman Living Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for someone fascinated by caveman living? Our collection features humorous and creative items capturing the spirit of primitive times with a modern twist. Ideal for those who enjoy a bit of history and humor, these products make the perfect quirky accessory or conversation starter. Unleash the fun and bring a prehistoric touch to everyday life with gifts that celebrate the art of living simply and creatively.
Ancient Racing
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"Walking erect is very trendy now."
As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.
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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'
Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel
'You have her home by midnight, now!'
'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'
"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."
"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."
'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'
A prehistoric football match.
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'
Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.
"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."
'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'
"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"
'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'
'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'
'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'
"I love it!"
"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"
The man who discovered smoke
'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'
"You spoil that Hamster."
Stoneage Anachronism...
'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'
"Let's just binge watch this."
Caveman Living Gifts Collection
Caveman Living Mugs
Discover more caveman living humor on our mugs page—bring prehistoric charm to your daily coffee break or gift it to a friend with a wild sense of humor.
Caveman Living Pillows
Brighten your home with caveman-inspired pillows—quirky, fun, and perfect for adding a humorous prehistoric vibe to any space.
Caveman Living Prints
Find the perfect primitive-inspired art prints to liven up your walls with humor and creativity, celebrating caveman living in a stylish way.
Caveman Living T-Shirts
Explore our collection of caveman-themed t-shirts to showcase your love for primitive times with a witty, modern twist. Perfect for casual, fun outfits.