Caveman Lover Gifts

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

The man who discovered smoke

Early House Hunting.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"

Early Art Critic

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Early detection was rarely helpful.