Caveman Lover Gifts

'It's my latest invention...I call it, 'You've been framed'!...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Early House Hunting.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Early Art Critic

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."