Caveman Antics Lover Gifts

Hunters vs. Gatherers

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

Used wheels

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Too much club."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early House Hunting.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

First Speeding Fine.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...