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Hunters vs. Gatherers

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

The First Cone of Shame.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Used wheels

A prehistoric football match.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Too much club."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

Early House Hunting.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

First Speeding Fine.

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'