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'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early House Hunting.

Early Art Critic

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

First Speeding Fine.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Now do you believe me?"

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Lucky I brought a spare.'