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'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Early House Hunting.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early Art Critic

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"Now do you believe me?"

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

First Speeding Fine.

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."