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"New year ball-drop idea need work."

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Any questions?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'I call it a flat.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

The First Cone of Shame.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

I don

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Early Art Critic

Early House Hunting.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'