Caveman Story Lover Prints

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic

Early House Hunting.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"