Caveman Admirer Gifts

"The invention of taxidermy."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

Caveman with bigger club

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reinventing the Wheel

Used wheels

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I love it!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"You spoil that Hamster."