Caveman Culture Admirer Gifts

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

"It's the final four."

"Genuine mammoth."

"I'm worried we haven't gathered enough for our retirement."

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Too much club."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."