Caveman Culture Admirer Gifts

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

"It's the final four."

"Genuine mammoth."

"I'm worried we haven't gathered enough for our retirement."

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The First Cone of Shame.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

"It's time to feed your drone."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'