Caveman Culture Lover Gifts

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

Early Foodies.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Just sit down on the floor- We're going to try the Pleistocene diet.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early House Hunting.

Early Art Critic

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"