Caveman Culture Lover Gifts

Ha-ha, it's true! Hunters are from a faraway place, gatherers are from

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

Early Foodies.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Just sit down on the floor- We're going to try the Pleistocene diet.'

"Why is it whenever I have a craving, you can't be bothered?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

I don

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Early House Hunting.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."