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'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'An F? How do you get an F in 'Gathering?''

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"Too much club."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'We're renovating.'

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