Caveman Culture Aficionado Gifts

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'An F? How do you get an F in 'Gathering?''

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Now, Og...what did we agree on about passing the talking stick?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

The First Cone of Shame.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"Too much club."

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"It's time to feed your drone."