Caveman Culture Lovers Gifts

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."