Caveman Culture Lovers Mugs

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'I call it a flat.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'