Caveman Culture Enthusiasts Mugs

No, no! It's "rock breaks stick, stick digs dirt, dirt buries rock"!

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

I don

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I call it angle-poise"