Caveman Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Scavenge, scavenge, scavenge! -- I should have married a predator!'

'You're an arms salesman?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

"I call it angle-poise"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.