Caveman Culture Fanatic Gifts

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Early House Hunting.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"It's time to feed your drone."