Caveman Culture Fans Gifts

Not yet started roamin'.

"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."

"Honey, they're decorative."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

What to do till medicine is discovered....

"I'm working from home today. Wake me if any elk wander in."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Too much club."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

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'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'