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Stoneage Cricket

"Are you married to the name?"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Too much club."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"It's time to feed your drone."