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Stoneage Cricket

"Are you married to the name?"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"It's time to feed your drone."