Caveman Culture Fan Gifts

Jurassic Parking Lot

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

'My client suffered injuries because you failed to put a warning label on your new invention saying 'fire may be hot'!'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'We're renovating.'

"Evolution? You're always starting something you don't finish!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Hah! -- some club-free zone!'

'The only time you take me out to eat is when they're too big to drag home!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Early dentists - This could hurt a touch.

Hungry man chasing elephant with knife and fork

'Junior, use your napkin to wipe away the raw meat.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Of opens the first fast food restaurant...

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"

"You gotta admit...that has a catchy sound to it!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Then he invented the easy chair and that was the end of his inventions.

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Paleo Camp

A guide to ancient instruments.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

'I named him Link, after his father.' 'I suppose he's still missing?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'What'd I tell you about not leaving raw slabs out here, boy?'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'